Rip It, Rip It: When to Throw Your Work to the Frogs

frogging

needlework slang for the massive ripping out of a section of--or of each and every lovingly made stitch in--a project.

Repeat after me: Rip it...rip it...rip it...

Earlier in this blog (you know--last February when I last bothered to post more than one day in a row), I made mention of the Afghan From Hell. This was my pet name for the large afghan I was (am) making for my sister's wedding, which was on October 11, 2008. Note that I say "am," because it is still not done.

Now, I've had projects that I haven't finished before that were intended to be gifts. I still feel guilt over them, but the person wasn't expecting a gift from me, specifically, so no harm done, right? (My name is Judy, and I'm a Myers-Brigg P.) This is the first time I've ever failed to finish a gift that had a definite do-or-die due date. Hopefully it won't start a trend. But, I digress...

The afghan is in a classic cream (Plymouth Encore 75/25 Knitting Worsted, Color 0256). I was looking for a classic pattern to go with it, something in a fisherman sweater style. I finally settled on a pattern (Leisure Arts #100318, "Afghans for All Seasons," pg. 72), bought my 20 balls of yarn, and got started.

I was on the second or third row of the pattern when I jokingly dubbed it "The Afghan from Hell" because it was a perfect case of take two steps forward and one step back. Now, don't get me wrong--it's a gorgeous fabric that looks very similar to a knitted design. But, it was all done in single crochet or slip stitches, front loop only or back loop only. To the uninitiated, this means that it was IMPOSSIBLE to do it without paying total attention. The few times I allowed myself to be distracted by, I don't know, trying to talk and crochet at the same time (imagine, wanting to do that!), I messed up the pattern, didn't discover it until halfway through the next row, had to rip it out, and there went an hour's work. Yet, I persevered, until it resembled a wide scarf (I'd done about 35 rows out of 230-something). At which point summer came, and I kept finding other things to do.

Anyway, one of the reasons I haven't been back here since spring is that, when I wasn't working on The Afghan from Hell, I wasn't working on anything else, either. I totally stopped knitting and crocheting, mostly due to the guilt. I knitted a bit on a trip to my hometown because I bought the materials there and couldn't have taken the larger project with me anyway (the bride was there), so the guilt didn't get in the way that weekend.

So, finally, I made the decision. I could not motivate myself to work on The Afghan from Hell. And I still wanted to make an afghan for my sister with that large quantity of yarn I'd purchased for a large quantity of money. So, I spelunked in my books and on the internet, and came up with this. I'm about a third of the way through it, the fall leaves are falling, the wedding trip is behind me, and the costumes have to be done by Saturday. So, after that, it's crisp fall air and afghans for me! I confess that I have NOT frogged the original afghan, yet--if I need the yarn, I will. If I don't, I guess I have a really pretty scarf!

Moral of this story: If you don't like it--if it isn't fun to make--then don't make it. There's too little time, too many patterns, and too much yarn out there for that!

So, sister dear, it's not done, yet. I hope you are enjoying the thread crochet doily I gave you for your bridal shower (I did finish that!). I promise to have your beautiful, cozy afghan finished before the winter winds bring chilly weather to southern California!

Creativity for the Uncreative

People tell me that I'm creative. But, the fact is, I don't think I've ever made anything up from scratch in my life. In the 1950's, a man named W. Edwards Deming went to Japan to teach U. S. manufacturing techniques to Japanese automobile manufacturers. The Japanese took this basic structure and ran with it, and we all know how that went, don't we? Well, I do the same thing--I decide what I want to make, I find a pattern that closely matches the form of my end-product (any pattern, even a not-so-good one, because it's a "look" I'm going for, rather than perfection, and some basic guidelines on how to achieve that shape), and then I go from there.

Take the armor: I made this armor for my son when he was about six years old. (As you can see, it still fit him when he had to dress up for medieval faire at school last year.) The benefit of hand-making something like this is that it has held up to six years of usage by three boys and, really, the helm took an evening and the gauntlets another. I started off with a basic pattern for an acorn cap (no longer online, as far as I can tell, but I'll keep looking), and then, using an open dc pattern that resembled chain links, extended it down his face and neck. I started working back and forth at the section with the face opening, and, then, when it was the right size, chained across, joined, and continued working in the round until it was long enough. The gauntlets were a mitten pattern--I made them fingerless, and then attached to the wrist end and worked my chainlink pattern until they suited me. I got fancy and edged the helm in gold crochet thread (he was King Richard from Robin Hood in the orginal rendition of this costume).

Don't ask for specifics--it was a stream-of-consciousness thing! And, really, that's the point--even an advanced beginner can do things like this when you have a basic foundation to work from. If it doesn't look right, you pull it out and redo that part (which is what I like about crocheting--knitting is still very scary to me in that respect!).

Echo...Echo...

OK, yes, I *know. I've been naughty. No blog posts for months and months. Yet another blogger gone bad. Perhaps it's guilt (still haven't finished the Afghan from Hell, which I frogged and started anew). Perhaps it's that I've just been busy actually knitting and crocheting (yeah, that's the ticket!). Perhaps it's that left-handed needlecrafts observations are few and far between. Perhaps it's just that I haven't developed a following and no one cares whether I post or not!

Let's see? What nugget of wisdom can I pass on to get the ball rolling? How can I move into the big picture side of my whole "right brain" concept? OK, here goes...let's try this:

I recently got a Palm Centro. I haven't had a Palm in a while, but I was excited to find that the program Handy Shopper is still available. Handy Shopper is more than just a shopping list. It's a flexible database that allows you to assign a "Store" and a category to each list item. But, hold onto your (knit) hats...a "Store" can be ANYTHING YOU WANT IT TO BE-- from rooms in your house (for cleaning or decorating projects) to people (for gift-giving or family trip-packing) to :::insert drum roll here::: NEEDLE SIZES.


Yes, Virginia, there is a cure for the disorganized needler who likes to buy projects on the spur of the moment and now has a half dozen size H crochet hooks just because she can't ever remember if she already has one!